ROYAL FOETUS TAKES TO TWITTER WITHIN HOURS OF KATE MIDDLETON'S PREGNANCY BEING ANNOUNCED

• News Limited Network December 04, 2012

First born tweet. Royal Foetus arrives on Twitter.

WELL, that didn't take long.

Within an hour of the announcement that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, was pregnant, the spoof Twitter accounts were born.
First to deliver was RoyalFoetus who kicked off with "Hello world. All shall kneel before me."

What followed was a flurry of witty Tweets and within a few hours, RoyalFoetus had more than 5000 followers.
"MY SPOON IS CURRENTLY UMBILICAL. SILVER AWAITS ON EXIT," the foetus soon shouted to the world, along with: "Hands up if you're still developing motor skills"

It even had some advice for US President ZBarack Obama:  "Dear @BarackObama, one has an excellent nine-month plan for growth. Get in touch. #FiscalCliff".

RoyalFoetus wasn't the first spoof Twitter accounts about Kate and Prince William's baby.
IAmRoyalBaby arrived around the same time, but hasn't been as active and has fewer followers.
But both were beaten to the punch by RoyalFetus, which launched on to Twitter the day after Kate and William's royal wedding in April 2011. The account has been inactive since, until today, when it roared back into life with: I EXIST!".

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